Every day I consider Patreon or Kickstarter or banging my head into my high-school locker is one more realization that money that’s what I want.$MyRecordPlayer

Ain’t too proud to beg a little and say if you’re tired of juggling dozens of monthly subscriptions to channels and creators I’m not asking for that.

I’m asking for your support.

$1. $5. Hit me one time baby yeah.

I don’t want your email addy, your credit card, nuthin’. I just need your support to keep me afloat.

Monthly website fees and cable bills. Treats for my co-star Otis. Ain’t no long-term commitment. Throw me a tenner and forget all about my pledge drive. If ya want some actual stuff here’s the store. I’m not making anything new until I sell all the shit I manufactured in 2004. Knock yourself out.

That’s it. That’s the pitch.$MyRecordPlayer

guitar pick my record player

$1 Tip

45 rpm adapter

$5 Tip

come around by my record player cd

$10 Tip

my record player

$16 Tip


$33 Tip

david lindley mercury blues 45

$45 Tip

78 by Johnny Cash

$78 Tip

Peace, Love, Music,


p.s. items pictured above are to inspire you to send me $$$ you will not receive them as a reward for your tips.