Every day I consider Patreon or Kickstarter or banging my head into my high-school locker is one more realization that money that’s what I want.
Ain’t too proud to beg a little and say if you’re tired of juggling dozens of monthly subscriptions to channels and creators I’m not asking for that.
I’m asking for your support.
$1. $5. Hit me one time baby yeah.
I don’t want your email addy, your credit card, nuthin’. I just need your support to keep me afloat.
Monthly website fees and cable bills. Treats for my co-star Otis. Ain’t no long-term commitment. Throw me a tenner and forget all about my pledge drive. If ya want some actual stuff here’s the store. I’m not making anything new until I sell all the shit I manufactured in 2004. Knock yourself out.
That’s it. That’s the pitch.
Peace, Love, Music,